I’m sure that everyone reading this has seen Star Wars at one time or another, and know just how great of a movie it is. Another popular movie favorite of mine is Office Space, which is so true to real life that it’s scary.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you combined the two? Well, wonder no longer – just watch this movie (Windows Media Video format), and find out for yourself!
Via Tosh Meston.
“True to real life?”
Yeah, right! I wish my cubicle life involved meeting a waitress at my local diner who just happens to look as good as Jennifer Aniston AND who actually agrees to have dinner with me! :-(
and a weird dude with a stapler who wants to burn the building down? heh
They didn’t even have the “Case of the Mondays” skit in there!
Shit no man, I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that.
didn’t I just say that to you in email a couple of days ago? or was that someone else? heh.
PC Load letter???
Yeah, yeah, you said it, but I just said it better. That’s all. Like this:
PC Load letter?!?!! WTF does that mean?
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have you seen Oval Office Space?
BUSH: We need to talk about your WMD reports. Yeeeeah were really trying to punch up our Iraq intelligence. Did you get a copy of that memo?
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TENET: (angrily) Why does it say “Nigerian yellowcake” when there is no Nigerian yellowcake? One of these days Im going to kick this piece of shit out the window, I mean it
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CONDOLEEZZA RICE: (walking by) Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays! (walks off)
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CLARKE: Now let me ask you this what would you do if you had a billion dollars?
CLINTON: A billion dollars? Tell you what Id do, man two interns at the same time.
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WOLFOWITZ: Well, no, I’ve actually never served in the military…look, I take the intelligence from the agents and present it to the president so that he can get a goddamn war started!…I’m a people person! Why is that so hard to understand!…
HAGEL: Uh, thank you, Mr. Wollo…uh, Wolfer…uh, that’ll be all.
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BUSH: Thatd be greaaaat. Yeah. And, ahhhh, Im also gonna have someone in Cheney’s office leak to Robert Novak that your wife is an undercover CIA officer. Were kind of playing catch-up and everything, so I just gotta make sure the staff knows whos in charge. Mkay?
WILSON: But I I believe you have my stapler
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HAGEL: And that brings us to Richard Clarke. We had a chance to meet this guy, and boy, hes just a straight shooter with “cabinet-level appointment” written all over him.
BUSH: Ooooh yeah. Im gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on that one yeah. Hes been real flaky lately, and well, weve been having major problems with his WMD reports.
This is Ian Davids, co-writer/director/actor of Office Space Wars. To everyone who’s watched, enjoyed, and passed Office Space Wars on, I thank you.
I am now hosting a less bandwidth intesive version on my website, http://www.iandavids.com
Please pass the link on and leave a message on the bulletin board to share your thoughts.
OFFICE SPACE WARS
http://www.iandavids.com/movieClips/film/officespacewars.wmv
Thanks,
Ian
Has found on your blog a lot of the interesting information. Thanks!