Comments on: Office Space Wars

By: Bob

Bob — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 16:07:40 +0000

Has found on your blog a lot of the interesting information. Thanks!

By: Ian Davids

Ian Davids — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 23:33:10 +0000

This is Ian Davids, co-writer/director/actor of Office Space Wars. To everyone who’s watched, enjoyed, and passed Office Space Wars on, I thank you.

I am now hosting a less bandwidth intesive version on my website, http://www.iandavids.com

Please pass the link on and leave a message on the bulletin board to share your thoughts.

OFFICE SPACE WARS
http://www.iandavids.com/movieClips/film/officespacewars.wmv

Thanks,
Ian

By: JC

JC — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 19:40:18 +0000

yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have you seen Oval Office Space?

BUSH: We need to talk about your WMD reports. Yeeeeahwere really trying to punch up our Iraq intelligence. Did you get a copy of that memo?
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TENET: (angrily) Why does it say “Nigerian yellowcake” when there is no Nigerian yellowcake? One of these days Im going to kick this piece of shit out the window, I mean it
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CONDOLEEZZA RICE: (walking by) Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays! (walks off)
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CLARKE: Now let me ask you this what would you do if you had a billion dollars?

CLINTON: A billion dollars? Tell you what Id do, man two interns at the same time.
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WOLFOWITZ: Well, no, I’ve actually never served in the military…look, I take the intelligence from the agents and present it to the president so that he can get a goddamn war started!…I’m a people person! Why is that so hard to understand!…

HAGEL: Uh, thank you, Mr. Wollo…uh, Wolfer…uh, that’ll be all.
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BUSH: Thatd be greaaaat. Yeah. And, ahhhh, Im also gonna have someone in Cheney’s office leak to Robert Novak that your wife is an undercover CIA officer. Were kind of playing catch-up and everything, so I just gotta make sure the staff knows whos in charge. Mkay?

WILSON: But II believe you have my stapler
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HAGEL: And that brings us to Richard Clarke. We had a chance to meet this guy, and boy, hes just a straight shooter with “cabinet-level appointment” written all over him.

BUSH: Oooohyeah. Im gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on that oneyeah. Hes been real flaky lately, andwell, weve been having major problems with his WMD reports.

By: Scrivs

Scrivs — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 19:17:06 +0000

Yeah, yeah, you said it, but I just said it better. That’s all. Like this:

PC Load letter?!?!! WTF does that mean?

By: JC

JC — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 17:06:33 +0000

didn’t I just say that to you in email a couple of days ago? or was that someone else? heh.

PC Load letter???

By: Scrivs

Scrivs — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 16:55:45 +0000

They didn’t even have the “Case of the Mondays” skit in there!

Shit no man, I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that.

By: JC

JC — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 16:41:47 +0000

and a weird dude with a stapler who wants to burn the building down? heh

By: DarkBlue

DarkBlue — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 00:17:30 +0000

Office Space, which is so true to real life that it’s scary

“True to real life?”

Yeah, right! I wish my cubicle life involved meeting a waitress at my local diner who just happens to look as good as Jennifer Aniston AND who actually agrees to have dinner with me! :-(