Today at a special press event, Apple CEO Steve Jobs unveiled the iPorn Movie Store. Just as Jobs addressed the problems plaguing online music downloading, he hopes to do so with downloadable pornography.
“We’re excited about this new service,” Jobs said at the special keynote address. “We’ve taken a good look at peer-to-peer porn downloading, and we think we’ve got this one nailed.” Jobs went on to describe the problems of downloaded pornography.
I think they’ll probably reach 100 million downloads a lot faster with this service than they did with the iTunes Music Store!
I’m in.
Haha, wonder if Google will put ads up for this one.
it’s not the downloads that are the problem… it’s all the uploads. It’s getting to be a really sticky situation, and the engineers tasked with developing the iMop thought Jobs was inviting them to breakfast, and are still patiently waiting and sniffing syrup bottles at the International House of Pancakes.