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Forever Geek is expanding and we would like to bring on two to four more enthusiastic individuals to join our kickass crew. Benefits include:

• Increased phone calls from members of the opposite sex
• More TV endorsements
• Picture on front of Wheaties box
• Meet the President
• Unlimited oxygen
• Guaranteed death and taxes

Real benefits include:

• Joining a fun website with a fun group of people
• Add something to your resume if you wish
• Chance to make some money on the side with Google Adsense and Amazon

Only serious applicants will be considered. There will be a set number of entries (right now 20) that you must do monthly to stay with us along with some other minor requirements (have a brain, a pulse, etc.). Besides that, it’s all good. As you know the site is growing on a monthly basis and now is a good time to join up. No hype, just the facts.

Interested peeps can email me at scrivs{AT}forevergeek.com.