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Scenario 1:
So you park your car. You go inside the restaraunt (or whatever) and come back out only to find that you have been pinned in by some huge SUV. The only way you can get back into the car is by using a can opener. What do you do? Leave them an Asshole Notification Card.
Scenario 2:
You finally mowed the lawn, trimmed the hedges, and pulled the weeds. Your lawn looks even better than the Brady Bunch’s astroturf backyard. You go inside and peek out the window because you are simply in awe of your masterpiece. You notice a hot woman walking her dog and the dog decides to stop in your yard and take care of business. What do you do? Leave her an Asshole Notification Card.
Really everyone should have these in their wallets/purses.
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5 Responses for "Urban Asshole Notification Cards"
August 17th, 2004 at 16:14
1Well … where are you going to put the card you give to the hot woman? In the dog’s collar? Down her shirt?
August 17th, 2004 at 16:22
2Oh Geof that one is too easy to answer my friend…
August 17th, 2004 at 19:34
3This one is my all time favorite. My mom picked up a bunch of them in Orlando 20 or so years ago
August 18th, 2004 at 11:38
4Nice. Florida rules!
July 22nd, 2005 at 20:37
5email me – i am a slut
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