Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?


 

Are you concerned that your son might be a hacker? If so, you might want to read this article. It’s jam packed with helpful fact-finding advice. A few things to look out for include:

  • If your son has installed popular hacking software like “Comet Cursor” and “Bonsai Buddy” on the computer
  • If your son wants an AMD processor
  • If your son likes to play Quake
  • And most damning of all, if he can’t stop talking about Linux, the illegal hacker operating system

If any of this sounds familiar, your son may be a hacker.


 

13 Responses to Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

  1. Jeff says:

    Funny stuff. I can’t believe how many people think it’s serious

  2. Yannick says:

    Right, too many people believe everythings they see on the NET. That thing is ridiculus.

    I’m using linux and an AMD overclocked, therefore I’m a hacker…. kewl… ;-)

  3. mick says:

    AMD inferior, comet cursor, i can’t stop laughing

  4. norgus says:

    I bet there are some people who would believe such, too.

    Just fortunately they are people with a very slim chance of getting to see this.

  5. Jeff says:

    You do know this is a joke, right? Funny nonethless though.

  6. redredkroovy says:

    Wow. I remember seeing this a long time ago… still funny though.

  7. Nicole says:

    Um, yes, Jeff. I figured my facetiousness was rather evident.

  8. evil latte says:

    I have never laughed so hard!!! Great find.

  9. Nicole says:

    I did realize, mmj, that it was dated from 2001, but I had never read it before or even heard of adequacy.org. I thought others might have missed it as well.

  10. JC says:

    man… so now we’re not allowed to post anything that isn’t breaking news? Sorry, I must have missed that memo.

  11. Karl says:

    707@11Y d00d, if: i read sci-fi, use linux, play quake (actually i play counter strike :source and HL2), have a fast graphics card, 756gb of memory, a big hard drive, and have downloaded flash: im a C0|V|P|_|73R |-|@X0R?? if so then thats fucking pwnage right there for you

  12. Clinton says:

    i thank the writer of this article for giveing my all of this great hacker information, I will put it to much use.
    OHHHHHHH! Wait it is all wrong

  13. coltm4carbine says:

    LMFAO…I couldn’t stop laughing…

    Does that mean I, a 13 year old is a hacker?

    The operating systems i use:

    Windows: XP home, XP pro, 2000,Me,95,98.

    Linux: Mandrake, ubuntu, SuSe, puppy,knopix (i think i spelt it right)

    lmfao…Comet Cursor, Bonzi Buddy maybe he should learn how to use an antispyware…

    I also spend like 5 hrs a day on the computer does that make me a hacker?

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