Are you concerned that your son might be a hacker? If so, you might want to read this article. It’s jam packed with helpful fact-finding advice. A few things to look out for include:
- If your son has installed popular hacking software like “Comet Cursor” and “Bonsai Buddy” on the computer
- If your son wants an AMD processor
- If your son likes to play Quake
- And most damning of all, if he can’t stop talking about Linux, the illegal hacker operating system
If any of this sounds familiar, your son may be a hacker.







Funny stuff. I can’t believe how many people think it’s serious
Right, too many people believe everythings they see on the NET. That thing is ridiculus.
I’m using linux and an AMD overclocked, therefore I’m a hacker…. kewl… ;-)
AMD inferior, comet cursor, i can’t stop laughing
I bet there are some people who would believe such, too.
Just fortunately they are people with a very slim chance of getting to see this.
You do know this is a joke, right? Funny nonethless though.
Wow. I remember seeing this a long time ago… still funny though.
Um, yes, Jeff. I figured my facetiousness was rather evident.
I have never laughed so hard!!! Great find.
I did realize, mmj, that it was dated from 2001, but I had never read it before or even heard of adequacy.org. I thought others might have missed it as well.
man… so now we’re not allowed to post anything that isn’t breaking news? Sorry, I must have missed that memo.
707@11Y d00d, if: i read sci-fi, use linux, play quake (actually i play counter strike :source and HL2), have a fast graphics card, 756gb of memory, a big hard drive, and have downloaded flash: im a C0|V|P|_|73R |-|@X0R?? if so then thats fucking pwnage right there for you
i thank the writer of this article for giveing my all of this great hacker information, I will put it to much use.
OHHHHHHH! Wait it is all wrong
LMFAO…I couldn’t stop laughing…
Does that mean I, a 13 year old is a hacker?
The operating systems i use:
Windows: XP home, XP pro, 2000,Me,95,98.
Linux: Mandrake, ubuntu, SuSe, puppy,knopix (i think i spelt it right)
lmfao…Comet Cursor, Bonzi Buddy maybe he should learn how to use an antispyware…
I also spend like 5 hrs a day on the computer does that make me a hacker?