Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

Saturday, Jan. 15 2005 | Author: Nicole

Are you concerned that your son might be a hacker? If so, you might want to read this article. It’s jam packed with helpful fact-finding advice. A few things to look out for include:

If your son has installed popular hacking software like “Comet Cursor” and “Bonsai Buddy” on the computer
If your son wants an AMD processor
If your son likes to play Quake
And most damning of all, if he can’t stop talking about Linux, the illegal hacker operating system

If any of this sounds familiar, your son may be a hacker.

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13 Responses for "Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?"

Jeff

January 15th, 2005 at 10:43 pm
1

Funny stuff. I can’t believe how many people think it’s serious
Yannick

January 16th, 2005 at 12:14 am
2

Right, too many people believe everythings they see on the NET. That thing is ridiculus.

I’m using linux and an AMD overclocked, therefore I’m a hacker…. kewl… ;-)
mick

January 16th, 2005 at 3:48 am
3

AMD inferior, comet cursor, i can’t stop laughing
norgus

January 16th, 2005 at 8:20 am
4

I bet there are some people who would believe such, too.

Just fortunately they are people with a very slim chance of getting to see this.
Jeff

January 16th, 2005 at 12:10 pm
5

You do know this is a joke, right? Funny nonethless though.
redredkroovy

January 16th, 2005 at 2:43 pm
6

Wow. I remember seeing this a long time ago… still funny though.
Nicole

January 16th, 2005 at 4:23 pm
7

Um, yes, Jeff. I figured my facetiousness was rather evident.
evil latte

January 16th, 2005 at 10:54 pm
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I have never laughed so hard!!! Great find.
Nicole

January 16th, 2005 at 11:27 pm
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I did realize, mmj, that it was dated from 2001, but I had never read it before or even heard of adequacy.org. I thought others might have missed it as well.
JC

January 17th, 2005 at 4:05 pm
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man… so now we’re not allowed to post anything that isn’t breaking news? Sorry, I must have missed that memo.
Karl

April 14th, 2005 at 12:37 am
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707@11Y d00d, if: i read sci-fi, use linux, play quake (actually i play counter strike :source and HL2), have a fast graphics card, 756gb of memory, a big hard drive, and have downloaded flash: im a C0|V|P|_|73R |-|@X0R?? if so then thats fucking pwnage right there for you
Clinton

January 15th, 2006 at 12:45 am
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i thank the writer of this article for giveing my all of this great hacker information, I will put it to much use.
OHHHHHHH! Wait it is all wrong
coltm4carbine

January 29th, 2006 at 7:24 am
13

LMFAO…I couldn’t stop laughing…

Does that mean I, a 13 year old is a hacker?

The operating systems i use:

Windows: XP home, XP pro, 2000,Me,95,98.

Linux: Mandrake, ubuntu, SuSe, puppy,knopix (i think i spelt it right)

lmfao…Comet Cursor, Bonzi Buddy maybe he should learn how to use an antispyware…

I also spend like 5 hrs a day on the computer does that make me a hacker?