Tired of your current vocabulary? Then you need to learn office slang. These words will catapult you from being the lameass suck-up to the cool cat at the copying machine. Here’s a few of my favorites:

• Cobweb – A WWW site that never changes.
• Blamestorming – A group discussion of why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
• Ribs ‘N’ Dick – A budget with no fat as in “we’e got ribs ‘n’ dick and we’re supposed to find 20K for memory upgrades” (ok, that one is stupid but I laughed)

And one I hated:

• World Wide Wait – The real meaning of WWW.

(via Uneasy Silence)

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