With Episode III just around the corner it’s easy to understand why so many geeks are getting excited. I can only imagine the number of Star Wars sites that are going crazy at this moment, but none of them hold a candle to The Darth Side. It’s a blog written by “Darth Vader” and it is so beyond funny that I can’t even put into words how much I love it.

Whoever writes it has skills.

You might be thinking some fruit would come of our ensnaring the Millennium Falcon as it fled Hoth. You would be a damned fool optimist. My elite squadron of StarDestroyers proved itself utterly incapable of a securing a single unescorted freighter travelling less than the speed of light.

I mean, come on.

I’ve seen drills that were more challenging. And yet, they escape. I have worked among these men this past generation and I have always known them to be, with only a few notable exceptions, truly outstanding military professionals. A galaxy quails before them because they are efficient, effective and keen.

…You try to be an effective manager, you weed out the bad apples like the late Admiral Ozzel — only to find that an insidious culture of incompetence has somehow transformed your deadly pan-galactic armada into a fleet of spaceballs.

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