I only get about 5 minutes in front of the computer today so I figured I would do a fun story post. Basically I will start with a sentence and the next person follows with a sentence of their own. You cannot leave consecutive comments and it can only be one sentence and relative to the story at hand.
Yeah I am weird like that. Anyways, here is the first sentence:
Sally doesn’t like school because it doesn’t allow her enough time to read all the cool shit on Forever Geek.
Good luck with that one.
But it does give her time to stare at the back of Billy’s head and think, if only his empty noggin could be filled with RSS.
So she drops out to become a full time blogger, with her mind on winning the PSP from this site to pawn for living expenses.
But the problem with being is a blogger is that there are 25 blogs for every reader.
So her quest begins to write a virus that would affect all wordpress and MT users to better her chances.
That night she runs into a friend at the local Moonbucks and, over a Grande ChinoLatte, her friend convinces her to only write virii for Movable Type users because WordPress is too cool for that.
She agrees and starts at the top, sixapart.com, only hold back wireless mouse goes dead and she runs out for new batteries.
(Scrivs says ignore this one)
…of the aisle was full of batteries, so she quickly snatches some up, envisioning the comforting red glow again eminating from under her hand.
Then together they write the virii and destroy all other blogs and she becomes the most popular and lives hapilly ever after with her frog friend Bernard.
…or so she thinks.
Thinking, however, is hard for Sally at the moment, so she decides to take a nap.
Sally starts to have a nightmare, Microsoft buys Apple, and G5′s come with XP Service Pack 10
Sally considers her only option to remain MS free ……………. install Ubuntu via the CD-Rom she had been using as a coaster! She KNEW it would come in handy!!!
Sally chants ….I am what I am because of who we all are…
Her chanting is interrupted by the “Hmm–Zip!–Ker-chunk” of her Ubuntu CD shooting out of her CD drive at high velocity and embedding itself in the back of her skull.
*Gasp!*
She wakes up in a cold sweat, gasping for air as she reaches behind and feels where the Ubuntu CD had embedded itself… *whew* she sighs in relief.
Waking up she starts to hear voices, saying “Katch’em Kill’em…” as she thinks about this, her true purpose becomes evident.
It’s been 10 years since she last had a slurpee and she knows that this day is the only day that they are having the kiwi-strawberry flavored kind so she must fulfill her destiny.
As she drives to the Kwik-E-Mart, she marvels at the simplicity of her purpose: to catch and completely fill *someone* with kiwi-strawberry slurpee by supergluing their lips to the spigot.
as she arrives in the Kwik-E-Mart, she directly goes to the Slurpee stand, but kiwi-strawberry is out tody…
She decides that her only possibility is to set up camp in the Kwik-E-Mart and wait out the arrival of more kiwi-strawberry.
As a year passes waiting for the next time for the kiwi-strawberry flavored slurpee to become available, she finds herself disheartend by the fact that she has never…
Beaten any of the Final Fantasy games that she has started simply because the stories begin to suck at the end making play unbearable.
After this thought pops into her mind, Sally then decides that the slurpe was just a mission in her true quest; to make a game that corrects all of the failures of previous games, she decides to…
…recreate the great game of Frogger. She elects to first do a little real life interactive research.
“A bit of preliminary theorizing from behind a desk would perhaps have been a better first step,” she thought to herself as the speeding bus bore down on her.
But luckily the bus missed her. Though as the bus passed by she waved to Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock.
As Sally got up off the ground, she realized that she was really tired and needed to go home to sleep.
Unfortunetly, upon returing home, she found that the house had burned to the ground some months back while she was camped out at the Kwik-E-Mart waiting for that kiwi-strawberry slurpee.
so she goes to Joe’s house to use his bed but finds that…..
…Joe is now Josephine, a one-legged whore.
And since Joesphine is black, we all know what the one leg really is…
really cannon fodder so Sally puts him in a clown cannon and…
starts jammin Three 6 Mafia, Who I Is featuring Lil Wyte and Trillvile (the bastard who ganked my nickname) which leads to a gang war over…
who has the better rap album. Many people die including the new american Pope, butthats okay because the pope after that is a rapper and he leads a holy crusade against the gans of…
Rome. To the new pope’s surprise Leonardo Di Crapio stands on the other side of the street with his hatchet in hand and screams…
ALA ALA ALA
then is kamakasied down by a rogue B-52 bomber plane, and the explosion destroys Vatican City.
n the only serviver… an ant!!
the ant decides to travel across the Mediterranean
after which he finds himself back at Sallys burnt down house and doesnt really know what he has to do with Sally or the house, or even the fact that people have gone WAY off topic. But other than this, the ant finds the sally has been captured by the evil people of….
The boggie boggie crap i’m off subject again. So the ant is captured and is now being torchered by the ancient technique…
Didn’t M. Moore do something similiar to this?
of erodynemikz, which is when u pore sugar on the ant and sniff it up, enjoying every moment. so sally has no one to save her pitiful ass exept for michael moore who is still alive and is located at
the center of the universe, but since nobody knows where the center of the universe is…
i don’t what the heck is this suppose to be fun story no weml!!!!!!!!