Comments on: 10 Ways To Live Longer

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:56:01 +0000

that devolved real quick there didnt it.
the only people who live life like its their last day are those who have nothing to live for. not to say i dont enjoy my days, but i want as many as i can get…that said, i also disagree with lots of this stuff. its all statistical crap, you can find sources that countermand most if not all of these things out there (but dont trust everything you read online, especially this)

By: donkey cock

donkey cock — Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:26:20 +0000

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By: sarki

sarki — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 08:49:12 +0000

will living longer give me a bigger penis, if so anyone out there willing to suck me off, mmmmmmmmmm spunky deep throat.

By: Matt H.

Matt H. — Mon, 09 May 2005 13:19:08 +0000

that was deep.

mmmm…

By: Ryan Latham

Ryan Latham — Sat, 07 May 2005 06:08:46 +0000

Who cares about living longer? Live better. My rebutal to everything here:

- 4 hours a night Mon-Fri with Naps after work, screw waking up on the weekend.
- I tried that, but I see it failing.
- More sex? I’ll try but after a while it begins to hurt.
- I have pets…more stress than joy…except the fat cat who sleeps all day…him and I are on the same page.
- Who cares, normal, below, high…eat what you like.
- Hell yeah, put your beater on douce douce’s.
- Smoke them if you got’em…and I got’em.
- Even when I have my boss breathing down my neck I’m lampin like a mother…I just don’t care.
- If you hate them, go to a nutrition store.
- Genetics? What is this some master race crap? Marry who you love.

A lot of things in this did piss me off, obviously. People put so much stress on qunatity as opposed to qulaity. I try to live everday as it is my last. So if I go at the age of 20, I have managed to live better than most people twice my age. Although time imporoves your ability to get more done, if those things are meaningless tasks, what’s the point?

I say instead of focusing on how long you live, focus on how well you live. Life is cruel, and a twist of fate can change a lot of things; some of us have seen it. Know that regardless of your health, things still can happen…hell if you have 0% body fat just makes the bullet get to your innards quicker. So take into consideration some of these things, espcially the sex and smoking thing. I’d quit if I could, but I am addicted…and as far as smoking goes… :P

I made me chuckle.

By: Justin

Justin — Sat, 07 May 2005 02:42:07 +0000

First I tell myself I’ll live to 80.
Then I think, “Hey, that’s pretty good!”
+10 to optimism
So I think, well, I guess I’ll live to 81 then!
+10 to optimism
… man, I’ll live for ever.

By: cameron (desk003)

cameron (desk003) — Sat, 07 May 2005 01:19:35 +0000

Ill be dead soon at the rate Im going. No sex, occassional smoke, pessimist, over sleeper, not rich, and i go nuts at lots of shit. Yep, Im a goner.

By: tom

tom — Fri, 06 May 2005 15:10:18 +0000

long life… yep… long, boring life…

By: erixer

erixer — Fri, 06 May 2005 14:59:24 +0000

I’m gonna live a long life ;)

By: trovster

trovster — Fri, 06 May 2005 12:43:39 +0000

YES. I have late nights, but then getting up in the afternoon means I’ve had more than enough sleep. HA. But I’ve had a few all nighters, 30+ hours… what happens then?

By: Norgus

Norgus — Fri, 06 May 2005 11:26:49 +0000

Hey I’m gonna die at 30!

Well, Im not really that pessimistic, but I don’t match up to half the things very well :P