9 Year Old Girl Is A Microsoft Certified Professional


 

I was going to make some snarky remark about how this goes to show that anyone can become a MCP, but after reading the interview with Karim Randhawa I must now go to my library and read some Dickens to improve both my vocabulary and grammar. All because this girl is just too damn smart and proper.

I would definitely like to work at Microsoft, since software development and exploring new technologies has always been my passion, and Microsoft is best when it comes to next-generation software technologies. Technology evangelism has always been my passion since I learned how to use computers. Not only I would like to work as the youngest technology evangelist at Microsoft, I would like to work on those cutting-edge technologies which would be explored by technology evangelists five years from now. Moreover, I would love to visit Microsoft headquarters at Redmond. I have dreamt a lot about the Redmond campus. I have visualized in my dreams so many times the working environment of Microsoft. I would like to see the labs where Microsoft Visual Studio .NET and the Microsoft .NET Framework have been developed.

What 9 year old talks like that? I certainly didn’t. Hell I don’t even talk like that now. I am ashamed.


 

13 Responses to 9 Year Old Girl Is A Microsoft Certified Professional

  1. Effinboy says:

    she seems like a suck up to me. meh.

  2. Visualized the working environment of Microsoft in her dreams? Hell, what has become of childhood. But then, maybe I’m just jealous.

  3. conglacio says:

    it is the spawn of satan

    but seriosly, what happened to that kids upbringing?
    that aint a geek, thats a child abuse victim!

  4. Josh says:

    There’s nothing worse than, to quote Bill Watterson (he drew Calvin and Hobbes), “pop psychobabble.” I hate ‘busniess speak”. She’s therefore probably a perfect candidate to work for Micro$oft. Yuck.

  5. Rod says:

    Heck:
    I’m pissed.
    I grew up in England, went to Winchester. Came to the US, graduated from Dartmouth, eventually with an MS in Engineering and I have an MBA from Wharton, AND I don’t talk like that.
    Arrest her parents for depriving her of a childhood, or check to see if she is the kid from the TV show ‘Small Wonder’.
    Sheeeez

  6. Adross says:

    *Witty comment about Linux*

  7. John says:

    Man I just passed my MCP today… but I am in my 20′s, to little to late I guess.

  8. Justin says:

    When she turns 20 she’ll suddenly wake up and realise that she’s part of an evil coorporation and she’ll try to fight her way out. Some young and handsome script kiddie, trained by Linus or whoever, will then save her from killer ninja robots.

    Wow. I’m gonna go send that to Hollywood.

  9. *Witty comment about Mac*

  10. tom says:

    *Witty comment about how the link doesn’t work? *

  11. Hatem says:

    The links is no longer available, I guess it was a joke !

  12. Matt Galaviz says:

    Sounds like she’s been to one too many Billy Graham “evangelist” speeches.

  13. Patrick Fitzgerald says:

    Link to google cached article: http://tinyurl.com/anwa5

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