9 Year Old Girl Is A Microsoft Certified Professional

Tuesday, May. 3 2005 | Author: Scrivs

I was going to make some snarky remark about how this goes to show that anyone can become a MCP, but after reading the interview with Karim Randhawa I must now go to my library and read some Dickens to improve both my vocabulary and grammar. All because this girl is just too damn smart and proper.

I would definitely like to work at Microsoft, since software development and exploring new technologies has always been my passion, and Microsoft is best when it comes to next-generation software technologies. Technology evangelism has always been my passion since I learned how to use computers. Not only I would like to work as the youngest technology evangelist at Microsoft, I would like to work on those cutting-edge technologies which would be explored by technology evangelists five years from now. Moreover, I would love to visit Microsoft headquarters at Redmond. I have dreamt a lot about the Redmond campus. I have visualized in my dreams so many times the working environment of Microsoft. I would like to see the labs where Microsoft Visual Studio .NET and the Microsoft .NET Framework have been developed.

What 9 year old talks like that? I certainly didn’t. Hell I don’t even talk like that now. I am ashamed.

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13 Responses for "9 Year Old Girl Is A Microsoft Certified Professional"

Effinboy

May 3rd, 2005 at 2:26 pm
1

she seems like a suck up to me. meh.
Thomas Fruetel

May 3rd, 2005 at 3:33 pm
2

Visualized the working environment of Microsoft in her dreams? Hell, what has become of childhood. But then, maybe I’m just jealous.
conglacio

May 3rd, 2005 at 4:02 pm
3

it is the spawn of satan

but seriosly, what happened to that kids upbringing?
that aint a geek, thats a child abuse victim!
Josh

May 3rd, 2005 at 4:17 pm
4

There’s nothing worse than, to quote Bill Watterson (he drew Calvin and Hobbes), “pop psychobabble.” I hate ‘busniess speak”. She’s therefore probably a perfect candidate to work for Micro$oft. Yuck.
Rod

May 3rd, 2005 at 5:34 pm
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Heck:
I’m pissed.
I grew up in England, went to Winchester. Came to the US, graduated from Dartmouth, eventually with an MS in Engineering and I have an MBA from Wharton, AND I don’t talk like that.
Arrest her parents for depriving her of a childhood, or check to see if she is the kid from the TV show ‘Small Wonder’.
Sheeeez
Adross

May 3rd, 2005 at 6:05 pm
6

*Witty comment about Linux*
John

May 3rd, 2005 at 6:53 pm
7

Man I just passed my MCP today… but I am in my 20’s, to little to late I guess.
Justin

May 3rd, 2005 at 9:03 pm
8

When she turns 20 she’ll suddenly wake up and realise that she’s part of an evil coorporation and she’ll try to fight her way out. Some young and handsome script kiddie, trained by Linus or whoever, will then save her from killer ninja robots.

Wow. I’m gonna go send that to Hollywood.
cameron (desk003)

May 3rd, 2005 at 10:35 pm
9

*Witty comment about Mac*
tom

May 3rd, 2005 at 10:49 pm
10

*Witty comment about how the link doesn’t work? *
Hatem

May 4th, 2005 at 7:15 am
11

The links is no longer available, I guess it was a joke !
Matt Galaviz

May 4th, 2005 at 10:22 am
12

Sounds like she’s been to one too many Billy Graham “evangelist” speeches.
Patrick Fitzgerald

May 4th, 2005 at 11:13 am
13

Link to google cached article: http://tinyurl.com/anwa5