A picture is worth a thousand words so:

So basically Apple is going to introduce a new product or an upgraded version of a current product next Wednesday.
Will it be the Video iPod?
Will it be the Shuffle 2?
Will it be a 3 button mouse?
No one really knows… and I’m sure not going to start adding wood to the fire because there will be plenty of speculation going around already, but feel free to give your opinion, we won’t charge you five bucks for it.








“…but feel free to give your opinion, we won’t charge you five bucks for it.”
Why would you charge me for my opinion? Shouldn’t it be the other way around? The new Apple product will be: Apple Banana. Now, gimme five bucks.
The “charge your five bucks for it” reffers to the “bidding” on which product it will be, as if it were a casino game.
A Banana sounds interesting, but since it’s the main fruit cultivated in my island I don’t think it will sell much, at least not here.
The Apple iVaporware.
No no, I’m sorry but it’s the iTunes Phone 2, which is much better than any MP3 playing phone out there!
It is!
“…fruit cultivated in my island”
Don’t know where that may be, but we also cultivate lots of fruits and nuts here in the island of manhattan.
I kinda thought the 3-button mouse thing already happened. I bet it’s the Apple Tablet, spurred by the Palm/Windows Mobile thing. Just cause nobody’s talking about that this time around. :-P
I’m sure you do cliche, I’m sure you do.
OS X on Intel architecture?