Are you tired of having a phone that DOESN’T look like a Rocket? If so, then you’re going to love the new Rocket Phone. It’s the ultimate in orange plastic, nerdtastic, loneliness inducing gadgetry.

In fact, I think it’s safe to say there is a 99% chance you will never feel the touch of a woman again, once you start walking around with a large orange rocket in your pocket.

Stll, if you’re determined to die old and online, the Rocket Phone may just be the thing for you.

via pocket picks

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