Are you tired of having a phone that DOESN’T look like a Rocket? If so, then you’re going to love the new Rocket Phone. It’s the ultimate in orange plastic, nerdtastic, loneliness inducing gadgetry.
In fact, I think it’s safe to say there is a 99% chance you will never feel the touch of a woman again, once you start walking around with a large orange rocket in your pocket.
Stll, if you’re determined to die old and online, the Rocket Phone may just be the thing for you.
via pocket picks
OK, so how many people thought of:
Burns – “Smithers, there’s a rocket in my pocket”
Simthers – “you don’t have to tell me, sir”
just wondering…
looks like a toy for a 2year old baby.