In the world of electric scooters, you may only think of the Rascal, but there’s a new king in town – and his name is Flagship. The Shoprider Flagship is a top of the line all weather scooter for people with mobility issues.

As a Chlostrophobic, I find this machine frightening on a level almost beyond comprehension. I would imagine these are the cars people drive in my own personal Hell, and that should I wake up there, I would do so, in one of these things, stuck in rush hour traffic forever.

The doors on this vehicle are lockable (eek), but they can also be removed to accommodate larger riders. The scooter actually supports up to 350lbs. In the part of Texas where I’m from, I very rarely see people with mobility issues that aren’t morbidly obese – and the idea of one of those people riding into a Walmart in this thing – billowing out each side, is both disgusting and really, really funny.

I know, I’m a bad person.

Anyway, you can get one of the amazing machines for only $6,595 from The Drugstore.

via OhGizmo!

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