In one of the gmail accounts I own there is plenty of new spam everyday, and the majority is related to p-nis enlargm-nt. I noticed this after checking the spam folder to see if there could actually be a real e-mail in there, but after taking a look at the 971 mails and 10 pages, I only found spam.

The subject and first words of spam-mail are very interesting sometimes, so I took the time to collect some of my favorite ones:

• no girls laugh at me now
• quality time pieces made by Swiss jewelers – also known as fake watches
• Possible friendship – Hello! I am bored this afternoon. I am a nice girl…
• This is my secret to my new life
• Are you really satisfied with your manhood size?
• I went from “mr little” to “mr big boy” within 6 months
• Famous repl1ca w4tch3s r0lex Cartier
• Thanks, we will help you fight out the cash crunch
• We offer only qualitative drugs for the cheap
• my wife has never been happier

PS – this is a very mediocre list, so next week I’ll check the spam folder again and hopefully the spammers will be more original.

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