ForeverGeek is not big on turning out romance advice, unless of course you count showing off your old gaming consoles as the art of seduction.

If you’ve been too preoccupied with CES, MacWorld and DEMO 2008, there’s a good chance you still haven’t picked up a gift for that special woman who helps you assimilate into society.

And since we are going to pass on getting our honey an engraved heart and mushy art on a Zune, may we recommend something that outlives flowers and packs on zero calories?

Meet GeekyBeekPucker-Ups and BabyBeeks, hand-painted love birds with springy necks. Available standing tall from 14″ to 60″, these geeky gifts might put some spring into your Valentine’s night. Or just re-emphasize the fact that you are not just any geek, but a born-again geek.

From the windowsill to the terrace, bookshelf to the desk, this flock will certainly get people buzzing. If your GeekyBeek gets lonely, you can have him/her mingle with others by submitting photos to this Flickr group.

You only have a few days left to order to guarantee on-time delivery. And if for some bizarre reason your shipment is delayed, the folks at Geek Love Gifts will contact your sweetie and apologize.

If you still decide to send flowers, at least make sure they are delivered Carbon free.

And if you were still holding out for a chocolate Mii, they’re sold out.

Heck, the only viable option left might be a GeekyBeek.

Tip of the cap to What’s Next Blog.

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