Wii Fitness lurks in the distant future, giving couch potatoes one less excuse to live a sedentary lifestyle.

But there’s another game that could hit store shelves that I’m more excited for.  It’s a game that will have me drop Guitar Hero and SingStar and live out my dream…

to become a stripper.

OK.  I really have no intention of stripping.  But my wife better learn how.  I’m writing out her Christmas list early, and it will include Peekaboo Pole Dancing.

The company, which manufactures ‘pole dancing fitness products’ has put out an open call for game developers to turn their concept into a reality.

“Shake your booty” and “spin your thing” for points.

While I don’t think Vegas hot spots like the Spearmint Rhino will shutter up anytime soon, I do like the prospect of having my very own stripper pole in my crib.

All the product is missing is a celebrity endorsement from perennial lad mag hussie Carmen Electra.  I’m going to start saving my dollar bills right now.

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