I hate the iPhone


 

0820 3g opener 380 223x293 I hate the iPhoneI hate it, I hate it, I hate it. It’s everywhere I look, my friends have it, my neighbors have it, my family has it, my POSTMAN has it too! Oh darn it, can’t anyone have any other phone except the iPhone? It has become an eyesore. Sure it’s pretty (liked having one before), but I see it everywhere… and it has turned to be “not pretty” anymore. Geez, it’s like a germ… it’s everywhere.

It doesn’t help when competitors try to ride the design and functionality bandwagon and “try” to be an iPhone too. Hmm.. Actually that may be the key. I think they’re all planning to be iPhones, that way when everything is an “iPhone” then there is no iPhone. Reminded me of “The Incredibles” actually… when everyone’s a superhero, then no one is!

It’s a vicious iPhone Cycle… you buy the expensive phone, get hit with expensive phone plans, buy software for it, get frustrated that these are expensive too… and for what? coolness? Ah, I’d rather save up and buy something I’d need more… like a laptop… or something that will pay for itself. A better productivity tool. Yeah, the iPhone is a lesser productivity tool… IF you need a phone, get a phone… period. OR get someone to buy you an iPhone if you really want it… and let THEM pay for everything it needs.

I am not quite surprised that this webpage has come live. And there are those who feel the way I do. Take this survey from MSN to see if you NEED an iPhone to punish you this year.

I dare you to give me an iPhone and I’d blog about how I hate it more! (tongue in cheek)

(photo credits: Maclife)


 

8 Responses to I hate the iPhone

  1. iorkara says:

    WOW. What a Post.

    I have an iPhone. My Plan is Pretty Good. I Pay $100 AUD for One Month and that Gets Me:
    -Unlimited Phone Calls.
    -Unlimited Text Messaging.
    -1.5 GIG Downloads.
    -Phone was for Free
    -16GB iPhone 3G.

    I Love my iPhone. Big Screen. Got a Hot as Big Titted Girl as my Wallpaper. All my Music, Videos/Porn, Email on the Go and all that Shit.

    It’s too Good.

  2. turn.self.off says:

    heh, i hope you wrapped the server in flame retardant, as this could result in a inferno from the faithful ;)

  3. Well, Apple are the kings of hype. A phone, with a touch screen? Oh my god. That sounds amazing. Not. Unweildy? Unnecessary? I’d say so.

    I’m still baffled why I’m one of the few people who consider it a bit of a gimmick.

  4. Trey says:

    You can watch a movie on your phone.

    “Who the hell wants to watch a movie on a phone.” -David Lynch

    No wonder UMD flopped as well.

    I only use a phone as a phone. Period, Screw the iPhone.

  5. hibby50 says:

    Hey man, get a PPC, it is a windows based phone. stop on by ppcgeeks.com and we will help you out. registration is free. message hibby50 if you need advice

  6. hibby50 says:

    P.S. at thay site, we ALL hate it

  7. Q says:

    I have a phone plan for $50 a month. I watch movies on a humongous television screen. I can only listen to so much music in a month. I can get tapes for cheap and use my cassette player. A Iphone is a charge that occurs monthly. It depends on how long you listen to music in a day.

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