Alright cubicle dweller… if you’re too desperate to escape to a warm tropical beach to get the tan you deserve… well, you just can’t! You have a deadline, you have the world’s most annoying boss AND that pink slip is peeking to feed you with the dreaded Donald-Trump line “you’re fired!”

Give reality a stab by “at least” mocking it. While admittedly useless and definitely odd, the USB-powered shaking hip may just save you from your gloomy fate. Sure it’s not got any function … but at least, it’ll make you smile for a while.

It will be available first in Japan for about US$15.