I found this article on deleting pornographic images from your PC’s hard drive absolutely hilarious, I must admit.
No offence meant to the guys over at Beastmoon.net, but I thought I’d recreate the article here with some nice images (no, not those kind of images) in place of the **** asterisks.
Here, you’ll see that word used 20 times — that’s TWENTY times. I can see why you wouldn’t want that word used so many times in a short article. particularly if you’re running Google ads.
This version should be safe. Anyway, you know what that word is, even if you choose to have the images turned off.
Brilliant! If you’re paranoid about **** fragments burying
themselves deep into your hard drive then you really should read this! (Funnily enough there was no download link on the original site, not that I’d include it here anyway.)
Delete
today once and for all! You need to know how to delete
from your hard drive. Deleting
from your hard drive is not possible without the special software because the
fragments bury deep into your hard drive and it becomes very hard to delete
. Even fragmenting your hard drive wont get rid of it… You need to know how to delete
as soon as possible or it can lend you in a lot of trouble!… You don’t even have to download
yourself for it to get in to your computer hard drive, it comes from various sources and it starts to come up as pop ups and ads that are incredibly annoying and can cost you money!
What is the worst part about
is it can lend you in some serious trouble and can cost you your family, your job and can even see you go to prison if you don’t successfully delete it from your hard drive and get caught by the computer forensics and cyber police! These guys keep a close eye out for suspicious information downloads and illegal
and now they are catching illegal
downloaders and fans more than ever before! Even if you didn’t buy or download
and it entered the computer by itself through some kind of spyware and that will still get you in trouble even if you haven’t intentionally downloaded or knew it was there, So i suggest you delete
from your hard drive now and the software that will help you is called
Terminator…
I Downloaded the
Terminator and within about 15 minutes it found over 1,346
fragments in the registry and my hard drive and it got rid of all of it for me, i can now sleep tight knowing that i don’t have to worry about having
found on my computer! I encourage you to delete
now that you know how to delete porn, You have a lot to lose because of
on your pc, so delete ALL of it once and for all with
Terminator!
Download
Terminator Here…
Note how one instance of p**n slipped through the net in the second-to-last paragraph, just for good measure.
So, now you all know how to delete it from your hard drive. Sleep tight!
The more I read it, the more it impresses me. I don’t know how I ever worked without hilarious and funny things in our life, Life would be so much easier especially when there’s a jokes here and there. Being funny is nice because a lot of serious people are lacking with this kind of behavior that is why they are much look older. I would like to thank you for your outstanding blog post. Keep it up! Awesome!