ALLLWAYYYS I WANNT TOO BEE WITHH YOUUUU……
From Adult Swim, Robot Unicorn Attack is the pinnacle of the worst we can find in video game concept. It’s so bad, we love it.
….ANNNND MAKE BELIEEEVVEE WIIITH YOUUUU …
You play as the Robot Unicorn, running at a constant speed across some marshmallow laden candy land with stars occasionally blocking your path. You can jump (and double jump) with Z and do a charge attack with X to break star barriers.
AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY …..
I really don’t know why I can stand playing it. It’s mysterious to me as it is listening to the Numa Numa song, albeit this one is interactive. I was compelled to download “Always” by Eraseaure as well.
OHHHHH LOVE!!!!!!
F*ck! I can’t get it out of my head!
You fucking fag. This is the pinnacle of the best game ever. You are the cancer killing the gaming industry if you think this is bad.
Constant speed? If you think it’s at a constant speed you must really suck. Once you get to like 10k it starts going to fucking speed of light. Jesus Christ it’s so awesome.
are you calling this game bad? what a fucking cunt, I bet you saw it on /v/ and got the wrong idea. “oh lawd zees guis r sarcastically worsheping a shity game! il make a blog post caling i t shit so il be cool lyk dem and deill like me!!!”
you fucking retard. this game is fucking awesome. you tried to be trendy, and you fucking FAILED
ya’ll niggaz posting in a troll blog
Everyone beneath me is troll’d.
Also, cocks.
Robot Unicorns? Fluffy ‘Candy Lands’? Robotic Dolfins? Erasure? Explosions?
Best. Game. Evar.
And also.
HARMONY, HARMONY
OH LOVE!!
Not worst,
BEST.
Candy Lands, dolphins, giant exploding stars, unicorns—freakin’ robotic unicorns!
These are all of the ingredients to create an ‘EPIC WIN’.
This music will be haunting my dreams for a while now.
And live in HARMONY, HARMONY
ALWAYS.
Don’t be so silly, this game is incredible.
I loved this game,so simple but yet so awesome!
I can’t stop playing it,this hypnotizing song will haunt me for years.
I wanna chase my dreams and live in harmony,harmony…oh love! lol
Well, if it were meant to be a serious game, then yeah, it fails at that. It was just made for the lawls. It’s pretty good for lawls.
Constant speed? Woah, you must really suck. Trying getting above 30,000 in one wish and then you can talk.
fuck you buddy… this shit is mother fuckin magical!
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also.
ya’ll trollz poasting in a niggaz blog.
Yeh, ‘constant speed’? No need to have a vendetta against a game just because you’re shit at it.
This is an awesome game; simple yet addictive and just having a unicorn jumping through a magical land makes it a win!