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Now some of you guys out there might be wondering exactly what pasties are. Why don’t I let you wonder a little bit more? For those of you who already know (and, no, they are not the kind that you can buy at the bakery for breakfast or a quick snack), then you must be quite excited by now.

Lady Tornade sells these little custom-made pasties that any geek girl would find more than useful. Here’s a little teaser: Pacman pasties.

And another one: mushroom pasties.

Any idea what they are for? I really hope I won’t get into trouble for posting this image, but they illustrate best what pasties are used for.

So who would ever find the need for these pasties? Girls, I am sure that even though your job does not require you to bare yourself, having a couple pairs of these pasties could be quite useful every now and then. Gone are the days of having to use the same old boring pair of pasties. Now you can go stag to a party and smile secretively to yourself – as if you knew something that no one else did.

For a mere 60 euros you can have a pair of these babies. Pretty steep, I agree, but the idea has been planted. If you can’t spare that much, then I guess you can head on over to the nearest arts and crafts shop and come up with your own design! (That should work, too!)