Long time no see, right? Don’t worry, I’ve been bathing myself in even more Star Wars pr0n than I could remember to share with you. Sue me.

But I’ll make up for it. Right now. Or maybe not yet, I think first I am going to watch the ‘War of The Stars’ grindhouse movie and then I might come back and post about ‘Sherlock Holmes, The Mockbuster’. Or not.

First… first… first I feel the urge to spend money. And I want to keep things simple. Let’s start with a T-shirt. A Star Wars T-Shirt. We love our Star Wars shirts here at FGHQ. Let’s buy more!

I have a burning hole in my plastic card and I absofrakkinlutely want this t-shirt!

The dominance of the Space Hopper was finally challenged by the Pogo Stick. Imperial sports day was always a blast!

Must.have.it.now!

And the same applies to pretty much any t-shirt made by Rubyred, who also made a version of the Key Skull t-shirt we reported about a while back.

Get your Star Wars Race t-shirt for only $25.74 (at least that’s what it tells me here in the UK). Get it now!