When Pac-Man Goes Wrong

Wait – is that even possible?  How can you go wrong with Pac-Man?  We’ve seen some of the coolest pieces of merchandise following the Pac-Man theme, but who would have thought that there is some really bad (in the original sense) stuff out there?  I came across a collection of the 10 Absolutely Horrible Pieces of Pac-Man Merchandise earlier, and boy, do I have to agree with the writer!

Here are the three at the bottom of the pit.

Pac-Man Angel

Pac Man Angel When Pac Man Goes Wrong

Que horror!  I am not into angel figurines (and yes, I do believe in angels) but I don’t have anything against them either.  When something looks like this, though, I don’t know who should be horrified more – angels or Pac-Man!

Pac-Man Puppets

Pac Man Whore Dolls When Pac Man Goes Wrong
I don’t get it. I just don’t.  I don’t even have to add a description to this photo.  These puppets are plain awful.  They’re not even funny! (Although I don’t know if funny was what the creator was going for.)

Pac-Man Lingerie

Pac Man lingerie When Pac Man Goes Wrong
How can you go wrong with lingerie? Well, one look at that photo and you’ll know how. I don’t know, maybe it’s because I don’t like purple all that much? Purple and yellow – even worse.  The whole look just makes me want to put my hands over my eyes.  Or maybe it’s just me?

So what do you guys think?  Are these Pac-Man things absolutely distasteful or am I just overreacting?

About Noemi Tasarra-Twigg

Freelance writer and wannabe beach bum; ditched her day job as an English teacher for writing and has not regretted it a single bit. When not writing, Noemi can be found on the road, hoping to encounter the dragon of her dreams. Yes, she's into fantasy novels, gadgets, and practically anything that catches her interest. Shiny!


  1. Yeah, you’re just overreacting.

    But yeah, okay, why does she have to pull up that flap? That’s sick, and not in a good way either.

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