New Wonder Woman Costume = Halloween Hooker

newwonderwoman New Wonder Woman Costume = Halloween Hooker

Maybe it’s the lighting?

Whatever we geeks were expecting from the costume for NBC’s new Wonder Woman — from TV producer extraordinaire David E. Kelley — it wasn’t a hooker in a cheap, store-bought Halloween outfit. This is supposed to be a “more realistic” take on the DC Comics character?

There’s nothing real about this costume. Take a good, long look. There’s just so much wrong.

Let’s start with the overall look. I don’t mind so much that they updated the costume to reflect Wonder Woman’s recent comic book overhaul, putting her in pants instead of star spangled panties. Less can be more. But why does every single piece of this look like shiny plastic?

Actress Adrienne Palicki clearly has a slim body, so why did they feel the need to stuff her into a costume that’s so tight no human being could ever wear it comfortably? She’s going to be spending a lot of time in this costume. The top part is cinched around the waist to the point that she’ll will never be able to breathe. And why is there a push-up bustier? She’s practically got muffintops going on up there, so you know both of ‘em are going to fall right out of that thing.

The lasso looks like something my mom would pick up at a craft store to make a Christmas garland out of.

The hooker lipstick just ties the whole ensemble together.


About Robin Parrish

Unathletic, uncoordinated tall man with endless creativity stampeding through his overactive brain. Comes with beard, wife, and two miniature humans. Novelist. General blogger and main Gaming Geek for ForeverGeek. Lead Blogger, Apple Gazette.

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