Monthly Archives: April 2011

Capcom Unveils Dragon’s Dogma

Capcom Unveils Dragon’s Dogma

When it comes to new triple-A video game releases, sequels bring in the cash for developers. So when a publisher decides to take a risk with a new IP (that’s “intellectual property” for any noobs out there), it’s big news. Capcom today took the wraps off of Dragon’s Dogma, a new IP that puts you in the shoes of a dragon slayer in a vast, open world. First thought that came to my mind: the title Dragon’s Dogma sounds like a medieval ripoff of Assassin’s Creed. But it doesn’t look like the two games have much else in common. Read more »

What’s Your Geek Zodiac?

What’s Your Geek Zodiac?

It’s the Year of the Rabbit, and if this is your sign, you are ambitious, articulate, and talented. You also are virtuous and have excellent taste. On the other hand, you are fond of gossip. If you don’t buy all that zodiac stuff, then forget the first three sentences of this post. However, since you read ForeverGeek, you might be interested in a whole new zodiac – the Geek Zodiac. This painstaking masterpiece was created by James Wright (who came up with the concept) and Josh Eckert (who made the design). From robots to samurais to time travelers to pirates – the guys have them covered. In case you have Read more »

Lesbian Spider Queen of Mars

Lesbian Spider Queen of Mars

The Lesbian Spider Queen of Mars has been a bit careless with her slaves. They’re escaping and she needs to reel them back with her crystal thing. From a playability perspective, the game is simple and clean. It’s actually pretty well made if I do say so myself and the fact that it is campy only adds to … well whatever it is that you feel when you play this game. Reminds me of the old arcade classics with retro sound effects and SB16 audio. Without further ado, LET’S PLAY LESBIAN SPIDER QUEEN FROM MARS. Read more »

AT-AT for America

AT-AT for America

Are you a patriotic American? Are you tired of all the flak that your country is getting? Do you find yourself yearning for the USA’s glory days? Do you want to feel great about your country again? If so, then you are not alone! Star Wars fan Mike Koehler feels the same as you do, and he is willing to do something about it. He has an idea. He has a plan. He just needs people who can help him make it happen. His plan? An AT-AT for America. He calls upon fellow Americans to make the country great once again: NERDS OF AMERICA: We were once a country that Read more »

Dream Eater Merry Review

Dream Eater Merry Review

Dream Eater Merry is a 13 episode anime about a small group of people who vanquish dream demons and prevent them from taking over human bodies. The main protagonists include Yumeji, a boy who can detect dream demons using his special powers; Engi, a dream demon who has made it her mission to destroy other dream demons; Yui, Engi’s human host; and Merry, a dream demon that exists in the real world. For the most part, the enemies that the protagonsits fight are all dream demons who are trying to completely take over their human hosts in order to live in the real world. As for why a dream demon would want to Read more »

Get Your 8-Bit On

Get Your 8-Bit On

Nothing says geek like pixelated stuff in the real world. 8-bit is all the rage, because it playfully harkens back to the Atari/Commodore days of our youth. Plus, what’s cooler than holding in your hands something that Mario or Donkey Kong would use in one of their games? If you strive to reach the heights of geeky-ness, go 8-bit with these awesome real-life tchotchkies you can have for your very own. Read more »