Weird Pac-Man Products


 

What is it about Pac-Man that’s allowed the character (and his four enemies) to transcend from video game avatar to pop culture icon?

I mean, what do we even know about the guy? He’s round, he’s got a mouth that’s disproportionate to the rest of his body, and he’s hungry round-the-clock. That could describe a lot of people.

Yet something about this yellow sphere inspires all sorts of weird stuff. It’s amazing to me that people actually made the products you’ll see below; even more amazing is that other people actually bought them.

Oven Mitt

ovenmitt Weird Pac Man Products

Perhaps the coolest thing about this $15 oven mitt is the maze-like game board inside the mouth. Can’t speak for the practicality of it. [Source]

Lingerie

lingerie Weird Pac Man Products

Because nothing says “sexy” like a purple ghost on your crotch. The set sells for $40. [Source]

Seats

seats Weird Pac Man Products

You know Ikea wishes they’d thought of this first. [Source]

Stained Glass Shadowbox Clock & Lamp

clock Weird Pac Man Products

Exactly what every church foyer has been missing. [Source]

Chocolate Lollipops

lollipops 930x634 Weird Pac Man Products

Go ahead. You know you want to. Chomp on it. [Source]

Shot Glasses

shotglasses Weird Pac Man Products

Childlike character + adult drinking glass = crime against nature. Would look great on your shelf next to those Care Bear shot glasses. [Source]

Knitted Bikini Top

bikinitop 930x697 Weird Pac Man Products

Knitted. Bikini. Top. What more is there to say? Though I’m bothered by how this woman’s boobs are like ten inches apart. [Source]

Telephone

phone 930x367 Weird Pac Man Products

A vintage piece from the 80s that at least makes some practical sense. [Source]

Earrings

earrings 930x696 Weird Pac Man Products

You wouldn’t believe how many handmade Pac-Man earrings there are. Nah, you would. [Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4]

Shelves

shelves Weird Pac Man Products

I saved the best for last. Of all the items on the list, this is the only one that says both “hardcore fandom” and “sophisticated and cool.” [Source]


 

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