Lebowski Ipsum Generator [Might Be NSFW]

Lebowski Ipsum 470x251 Lebowski Ipsum Generator [Might Be NSFW]

Lebowski Ipsum

It’s the end of the week, but it doesn’t mean that it is the end of the line for Lorem Ipsum generators that are not the run-of-the-mill kind. Do you remember the Lorem Ipsum Generator for Hipsters? That post also included a bonus: the Bacon Ipsum Generator.

Earlier today, I found myself playing with a different kind of Lorem Ipsum Generator. Called the Lebowski Ipsum Generator, it has all sorts of references to the 1998 comedy movie starring Jeff Bridges. I guess it’s time for another confession: I only got to see the movie very recently. And I didn’t even pay that much attention as I was working. After playing around with the Lebowski Ipsum Generator, though, I think that I shall have to watch the movie with full attention this time.

To get your filler text, you first need to specify how many paragraphs you want to generate. You can then choose to generate the text immediately or to tweak your settings. The former is obviously quick and easy, but the fun lies in the second option: “Lebowski-fy the hell out of it!” When you click that button, you’ll get to choose between text that is NSFW or “squeaky clean”, for when you are doing something for a client who may not appreciate language that will make your grandma wash your mouth with soap.

NSFW or Clean 470x251 Lebowski Ipsum Generator [Might Be NSFW]

NSFW or Clean


And because I was just playing and not doing something for a prim and proper client, I did not click the NSFW button. More choices were then given. Choices that simply reinforce the need to watch the movie again.
White Russian 470x251 Lebowski Ipsum Generator [Might Be NSFW]

White Russian


One thing is for sure – I do remember how that guy loved his White Russian. Just thinking about it makes me want a drink right now. This is the last step.
Pull the Trigger 470x258 Lebowski Ipsum Generator [Might Be NSFW]

Pull the Trigger

So here’s my 5-paragraph Lebowski Ipsum:

Lebowski ipsum lOGJAMMIN’. Mein nommen iss Karl. Is hard to verk in zese clozes. I don’t like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I spent most of my time occupying various, um, administration buildings, smoking thai-stick, breaking into the ROTC and bowling. And Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And Donny too. Donny who… who loved bowling. Okay. Vee take ze money you haf on you und vee call it eefen.

Does the Pope shit in the woods? What in God’s holy name are you blathering about? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Seamus and me, we’re gonna fuck you up. Wal, I lost m’chain of thought here. But—aw hell, I done innerduced him enough. A dick, man! And let me tell you something: I dig your work. Playing one side against the other —in bed with everybody— fabulous stuff, man.

Mind if I smoke a jay? When he moved down to Venice he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he’s a pederast. Our basic freedoms. I don’t see any connection to Vietnam, Walter. People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. Yeah man. Well, you know, the Dude abides. Hello, Pilar? My name is Walter Sobchak, we spoke on the phone, this is my associate Jeffrey Lebowski.

Ja, und maybe vee stamp on it und skvush it, Lebowski! Vee belief in nossing, Lebowski! Walter, come off it. You’re not even fucking Jewish. You’re fucking Polish Catholic. Ja, vee could really do it, Lebowski. Mr. Lebowski asked me to repeat that: Her life is in your hands. Hardly Dude, a new ‘vette? The kid’s still got, oh, 96 to 97 thousand, depending on the options. What do you mean “brought it bowling”? I didn’t rent it shoes. I’m not buying it a fucking beer. He’s not gonna take your fucking turn, Dude.

Near the In-and-Out Burger. I did not watch my buddies die face down in the mud so that this fucking strumpet. Hey, man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I’d tell her to go fuck herself. A MILLION BUCKS FROM FUCKING NEEDY LITTLE URBAN ACHIEVERS! YOU ARE SCUM, MAN! They call Los Angeles the City of Angels. I didn’t find it to be that exactly, but I’ll allow as there are some nice folks there. ‘Course, I can’t say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain’t never seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says. But I’ll tell you what, after seeing Los Angeles and thisahere story I’m about to unfold —wal, I guess I seen somethin’ ever’ bit as stupefyin’ as ya’d see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I can die with a smile on my face without feelin’ like the good Lord gypped me.

The next time you need to generate text, you know where to go: Lebowski Ipsum Generator.


About Noemi Tasarra-Twigg

Freelance writer and wannabe beach bum; ditched her day job as an English teacher for writing and has not regretted it a single bit. When not writing, Noemi can be found on the road, hoping to encounter the dragon of her dreams. Yes, she's into fantasy novels, gadgets, and practically anything that catches her interest. Shiny!

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