Let’s face it. If there was a way we could wear chainmail to the office without pissing off HR or struggling with the weight–hey, corporate attire is heavy–then, we would be busting out our armor every day. While waiting for corporate to get with the times, you can get your own chainmail tie made of anondized aluminum. It won’t be able to stop a stab wound, but it’s pretty good with paper cuts. It’s pretty light too, since it weighs in at around 4oz. Take a look at it in action!
Want a necktie that’s more subtle but with an equal amount of geek cred? Take a look at this Triforce Silk Tie!