Honesty is the best policy, and in this case, you’ll either love it to the max, or be the smug “I’ve read the books, so HBO can throw anything at me” type.
While you’re probably dying to see the new season, let this occupy you for a few minutes. You can thank us later.
Okay, you may now thank us.
And if you’re a masochist like that, here are 9 TERRIBLE ROMANCES IN GAME OF THRONES.