Oh, anime protagonists. We love you, we cheer for you, we laugh at your jokes, gawk at your insane hijinjks, and bawl our eyes out at your defining moments of pathos. Sure, there have been a number of moments when your choices have been rather questionable (did you really, really need to “accidentally” fall face first into that girl’s ample cleavage, or test the elasticity of her panties while rummaging through her drawers?) you still get a pass from us, your adoring viewers, because hey, isn’t that what anime protagonists are supposed to get away with?
Though one thing’s for certain: some of you – and when I mean “some”, I mean a heck of a lot of you – just don’t quite seem to be able to grasp the concept of a wardrobe. Y’know, like that big wooden box in your bedroom that’s supposed to house clothes that can make up more than just one outfit? The outfit you have on every mother-loving episode?! [Read more…]