1. Your place or my Mom’s? #
2. If I ever got stuck time traveling you would always be my constant. #
3. baby, if this were a bar would SO [command+tab] over to you and [option+command+w] everyone else. #
4. All you need is a shell and baby, you can get access to my root #
5. hey want to rm -rf /some/frustration? #
6. I got my own big bang theory that I would like to teach you #
7. My heart gets +12 celerity whenever you come out of obfuscate… #
8. Wow I love your User Interface #

Read more pickup lines after the jump.

1. I want you… up against my Facebook wall. #
2. A search for you on launchpad.net turned up zero results because you’re perfect. #
3. we can reach each other better if you disable your firewall.#
4. Should I DM you in the morning or nudge you? #
5. If I said you had a beautiful would you let me verify your xml? #
6. Baby, I’ll make your buffer overflow. #
7. You’re the largest word in my tweet cloud. #
8. Your beauty has pwned my heart. #
9. Id like to play with your touch interface #
10. I haz multi-touch #
11. Hey… @hotdogsladies starred my tweet. You know… Merlin Mann. From You Look Nice Today. No? 43Folders.com? Fuck. #
12. I’m the droid you’re looking for. #
13. Hey baby, whats your favorite position?.. mine’s 90°/ -90° #
14. I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up. #
15. I own a $20 million startup. Make that $2 million. Make that $2,000. #
16. I’d like to mixx myspace with your facebook and see what wiki get? Then fark your tweet twits. #
17. Why don’t you remove those resistors and let me discharge my capacitor into your ground loop. #
18. my seed ratio is 6.9 #
19. My user agreement is tattooed on my inner thigh. Push the button labeled ‘I agree’ and submit. #
20. I’ll you give you a laptop dance. #
21. You’re so much cuter than your avatar #
22. I don’t even need F5, you’re so fresh. #
23. Baby, you;re hotter than (CH3)2CHCH=CH(CH2) 4CONHCH2C6H3-4-(OH)-3-(OCH3) #
24. You’ve got +5 charisma and I’ve got +5 stamina, let’s assemble a horde. #
25. Would you like to be the denominator to my numerator? #
26. :10 get it on
    :20 sleep 5
    :30 goto 10 #
27. In bed, i last longer than a twitter meme. #
28. Do you mind if I qik your unboxing? #
29. If looks could kill, your face would be the Cylon attack on the 12 Colonies, except your face would kill the fleet, too. #
30. Come back to my place, I’ll mount your disk and fsck you all night long #

If you want to read more, just look the hashtag up.