[photo via reddit] In 2005, I was dating this chick who I was just kinda into. She was alright, but she lived pretty far away and she smoked, so it wasn’t a good match. It was a Sunday afternoon, and I was out on a blind date with this small whale when I decided to fake an illness – I think it was anthrax poisoning – and bail out. Since I was all the way over on that side of town, I gave the first girl a call. “What’re you doing?” “Playing Mario Kart on the Nintendo64.” “…” A few years later we were married, and we just had our Read more »