As promised, here are Valentine’s gifts for your guy. You’re bound to find at least one item that will make him appreciate the kick-ass partner that you are.
Trunk – Charging Cable for Smartphones
No one likes a tangled mess of cables, but they are essential if you want to make sure your phone doesn’t run out of juice. Trunk makes it easier to charge phones, whether at the desk or in the car. It is flexible but can also be straightened out. I’d love to have one myself (so yeah, it’s not only for guys).
Available in in lightning and microUSB.
Get Trunk for $19.95.
Das Horn Drinking Vessel
What can be manlier than drinking from a horn just like the Vikings did? This horn can hold 24 ounces of beer, coffee, or whatever it is that your guy likes to drink; and it comes with a stand so he can show it off subtlely.
R2D2 Bottle Opener
Before your guy can pour the contents of the beer bottle into his Das Horn, he needs a bottle opener. We’d like to think he can do it with a spoon, a lighter, or even with his teeth, but…
No need for him to lose face because this R2D2 bottle opener will do the trick; and it’s cooler too!
Get the R2D2 Bottle Opener for $17.99.
I bet that your guy has dreamt of being a samurai more than once, but lest that just remains a dream, here’s a gift that will help him get one step closer to his dream. The Samurai Umbrella may not be the best weapon to commit hara kiri, but it sure can help stave off muggers. And your guy won’t lose face by lugging an umbrella around.
Quite the opposite – he’ll be the coolest guy with an umbrella.
Get the Samurai Umbrella starting at $38.08.
Portal Wheatley LED Flashlight
Another useful gadget to help keep safe, this LED flashlight will show the way in the darkest night. Or blind anyone who dares to accost you with sinister intentions. It’s the perfect gift for a guy who can’t get enough of Portal.
Star Wars Mood Lights
Get some geek lovin’ on after your date with these Star Wars mood lights. Darth Vader and a Stormtrooper is certainly going to put both of you in the mood…
Get these Star Wars Mood Lights starting $22.82.
Rubik’s Cube Light
“Lighting with a twist” is how they describe it. *Groan*
Fully playable, this ginormous Rubik’s cube will not only light up your guy’s room, but it will also give him something to play with. Unless he’s mastered the 3×3 cube. If not, then point him to this guide: Rubik’s Cube for Dummies: How to Solve Rubik’s Cube in 20 Moves.
Hobbit Feet Slippers
Hobbits may be fortunate to have hairy feet to keep them warm, but we humans need some help. Keep your guy from getting cold feet by buying him these slippers. You’ll thank yourself in more ways than one.
Meilaier Mens Zip Up Fleece Hoodie – Transformers
You’ve got your guy’s feet covered, now you need to make sure he doesn’t freeze to death. After all, what good are slippers if the rest of the body is exposed to the cold? Although Hobbits and Transformers are strange bedfellows, who says you can’t mix them up – in private at least.
Harry Potter Slytherin Robe
If your guy thinks that all the other houses are for wusses and only Slytherin will do, then this robe is your choice. It’s supposed to be hotel quality, so when he says “Let me change into something more comfortable”, it will be a literal thing.
Get a Slytherin Robe for $69.95.
Batman Men’s Interactive Knit Boxer
I have no idea why it’s described as interactive, but maybe I’m just being dense. In any case, while I’m pretty sure that Batman doesn’t wear boxer shorts (how could he in that costume?), any Batman fan would love this pair.
Fifty Shades of Bacon
The book starts with “Foreplay”, followed by “Afternoon Delight”, and…discover for yourself. Even if a guy doesn’t “do the kitchen”, you’ll get him at “bacon”. If not, the Table of Contents will certainly get his attention.
Get Fifty Shades of Bacon – available for Kindle and in paperback.
The Sriracha Cookbook: 50 “Rooster Sauce” Recipes that Pack a Punch
One word: sriracha. This cookbook will encourage your guy to cook for sure.
Get The Sriracha Cookbook: 50 “Rooster Sauce” Recipes that Pack a Punch – available for Kindle, in hardcover, and paperback.
Zombie Shower Gel
After cooking with lots of Sriracha, your guy will probably want to take a refreshing shower. This Zombie Shower Gel may look like zombie goo, but it smells oh-so-good.
Get some Zombie Shower Gel for $9.12.
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