5 Video Game Endings That Sucked

There are few feelings as shitty as pouring hours and hours into a video game, only to get to end and have it flame out with a whimper. It would be like being in a relationship for months only to find out later that the person was actually a mole rat. You just feel betrayed and stupid and wish you didn’t put yourself through it. A bad game endings undermines everything that came before it in the game and is a slap in the face to people who poured hours into it and invested their emotions. While some endings leave us with a true sense of fulfillment, that can NOT be said about the following games. These 5 video game endings sucked gaping, dirty ass.

Halo 2

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The motherf*cker of all bad endings. People can say what they want but VIDEO GAME HAVE NO F*CKING RIGHT ENDING ON CLIFFHANGERS. That is a weak TV trope and a way to laugh in the face of the gamer who just played the entire game only to get half jerked off and left with blue balls or blue vag if that’s a thing.

“Finish this fight….” Fade to black. Are you f*cking kidding me? Truth about this is, this was such a dick kick to all gamers, I never bought another Halo game. I just borrowed friends because fuck you, Bungie.

Also, Destiny sucks and you fell off. That is what you get for jerking us off to half completion.

Mass Effect 3

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Hey gamers, wanna know what we are going to do? We are going to blow your f*cking collective minds by making a game that involves hundreds of key decisions, than when you get to the end of the game, EVERY DECISION YOU MADE WILL CATER A SPECIFIC ENDING TO YOU.

Just kidding.

We are going to give you one of three lame, limpdick endings, and then when you get pissed off we are gonna patch a fourth (better) ending in the game that will just prove we are pussies and do not stand by the fiction we write. Unless the ending of the next Mass Effect game swallows, I am not even wasting my time.

Sorry about all the blowjob and jerk off metaphors. They just seem fitting here to me right now.


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You know what is awesome? When you play through a game and are so into it, and then it ends SO SUDDENLY, you continue to hold the controller through the credits, in complete denial that a game can just end in the middle with no warning. You hold the controller CONVINCED there will be another section or ten hours to play with an actual ending. That is awesome.

Just kidding, that sucks.

Then you look up how ID ran out of money for this game so they just kinda ended it in the middle. Which is a real fucking shame seeing as to how it was one of the coolest games from last gen up to that point (and even stands as a peer to the current Mad Max game), minus the sucky ending.

For shame, Id, Bethesda, and anyone else who dropped the ball here.

Knights of the Old Republic 2: The Shit Lords (spelled wrong on purpose)

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Okay, so what are we taking away from this list so far? The worst endings in games are either cliffhangers or just straight up endings where little is shown and justified. That is exactly what happened in KOTOR 2. You had the first game which, ima let you finish, but had ONE OF THE GREATEST GAME ENDINGS OF ALL TIME…..ALL TIME, and you follow it up with this diarrhea dump of an ending?

To anyone who missed it, you get to the end and one of your characters just kinda pops up and fills you in on a TON of exposition which you should have experienced and been shown. Just like the above games, it felt rushed and entirely ruined what was an otherwise badass game (though not as badass at original KOTOR).


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An amazing fucking game, and yet another half-assed ending that kinda ruined the 40+-200+ hours you just dumped into it. The whole game centers around the contents of a special Vault. You finally get to it, and it is a big, shitty, generic, alien boss and that is followed by some weak narrative undermining everything you did to get to that moment. Also, if you leveled up and powered up right, the boss took about five hits, which also sucked.

Borderlands was such an amazing game for what it did up to that point, which made that point feel even more annoying and painful. They did slightly make up for this in part 2, but I am still bitter about that shit.

Dishonorable Mention:

Most Final Fantasy games. It’s like “what the fuck were they just talking about?” Yes, almost every single time.

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