An Embarrassment to Geeks Everywhere

This train wreck defies explanation, but here’s what I can tell you: take the theme song to Star Trek: The Next Generation, and add a singing Trekkie, in uniform — with lyrics he wrote himself. His voice is actually pretty decent. Watch for the toy Enterprise cameo that’s oh-so-realistic.

It’s because of people like this that geeks are such a clichéd punchline. I don’t know whether to laugh or cringe.