At Last! Stay Puft Marshmallows

Man, ThinkGeek has everything. Well, almost everything; I keep waiting for them to offer an Inception spinning top.

Starting today, they’re offering the ultimate in Ghostbusters merchandise: Stay Puft Marshmallows! According to the website, these are “gourmet marshmallows” that are “delicate and delicious” (which is how they justify the $20 price tag, I suppose). As an added bonus, in lieu of absolutely nothing, they’re also caffeinated. That’s right — in addition to satisfying your sugar fix and celebrating your mondo geekery, you can also get enough energy to go rampaging all over town, just like this sugary treat’s namesake.

And that’s not hyperbole. One tiny little Stay Puft Marshmallow contains more than 100mg of caffeine. (An 8.4oz can of Red Bull has only 80mg of caffeine.) Did I mention there are 16 marshmallows to a box?