Ballmer Admits Brainwashing his Family

Microsoft’s CEO, Steve Ballmer, admits that he has brainwashed his family and doesn’t allow any products from competitors in his household.

When he was asked in a recent interview whether he owned an iPod or not (sheesh, journalists sure luuuuv to ask this question) he answered:

“No, I do not,” he replied. “Nor do my children. My children–in many dimensions they’re as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I’ve got my kids brainwashed: You don’t use Google, and you don’t use an iPod.”

Not using an iPod is bearable. “Painful”, but bearable. But not being able to use Google… now that’s just cold.

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