Cobra Commander reviews: My Neighbor Totoro
Ssso, I had just kidnapped two scientists and ordered them to construct for me a massive ssuper weapon capable of harnessing the magma of the Earthâ??s molten core in order to raise the planetâ??s temperature just enough to increase property value in Wyoming (which I had intended to turn into the worldâ??s largest quicksand pit once the foolish Americans had moved in), when that color-shifting fool, Zartan, approaches me demanding I watch thiss new movie he wass obsessed with. Now, under normal circumstances I would never take film recommendations from some Aussie biker freak with a sskin condition, but Zartan wass irritatingly insistent that I watch what he called â??the most heart-warming film of our generationâ?. Insolent wretch! Cobra Commander hass no heart!
Sso I watched the movie yesterdayâ?Š