No matter who wins, we lose. That should be the real tagline for this election, taken directly from the awful Alien Vs predator movie that dropped many years back. The reality here is we are stuck with two different asshates, and no matter who we vote for, we end with up an asshat. No one likes asses with hats on them. So me, I just stay away from politics because I think it is a big circle jerk and that democracy is clearly broken.
That aside, putting the two parties fighting as Jedi (taken from the Revenge of the Sith) is pretty genius and changes up the ebb and flow of the original movie a bit by making it one of the two people who will take over out country in the next two months. It is essentially the equivalent of being offered to the Sarlacc pit or the Rancor. Um, I would rather not face either, thanks. Anyway, if you are as “over this” election like I am, this might just be the thing you need to make you laugh right now amid all the fear and “Idiocracy”..
On the plus side, I would respect our new president a great deal more if they were worth their salt in Saber combat. Somebody had to say it.
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