Game Developer "Cliffy B." Vs. Michael Bay
Video Game Developer and Designer, “Cliffy B.” (best known for his work on Unreal Tournament and Gears of War) is apparently a pretty big Transformers fan. After seeing the leaked photographs of the new truck-mode of Optimus Prime (from the upcoming live-action Transformers movie), Cliffy B had some choice words for Director Michael Bay over at his Blog.
Cliffy B.’s “Open Letter to Michael Bay” is excruciatingly harsh towards the Director, consisting of a very…”colorful” vocabulary.
So, today during my lunch break I happened to notice that there was numerous Transformers buzz hitting my in-box. Allegedly leaked shots of Optimus Prime in truck form….
So if this is, in fact, the final design that was decided upon for our ultimate hero I have to just ask one small favorâ?Š
Please, while youâ??re raping my childhood in the ass, please use a little bit of lube. Iâ??m not even asking for that silky KY sprayable window cleaner ****. Iâ??m asking for maybe take a second away from burying my childhoodâ??s face in the burlap pillow on the floor of the dusty barn to maybe hock up a tiny little glob of phlegm and adhere it to the tip of your baby raping schlong.
Harsh words from one of the most well-known and out-spoken members of the community. No word yet from Michael Bay as to whether he actually read the letter or if he even cares. Most likely, Bay is too busy actually filming the movie to listen to internet rants.