Carve Your Thanksgiving Turkey in Style With These 5 Geeky Knives

Knives aren’t for everyone, but we can’t deny they’re one of the most badass weapons in fantasy and science fiction. This Thanksgiving, what’s the best way to show your tough side?

Use a geeky knife.

Whether you’re carving a traditional Thanksgiving turkey, a turducken, or a Cthurkey, a geeky knife will elevate your dinner to the next level.

I looked for some of the coolest geeky knives out there, and here are five of my picks. Enjoy, but be careful.

Geeky knives

Star Wars X-Wing Knife Block

This one’s probably not a stranger, but what with the Star Wars fervor reaching fever pitch, I thought I’d put it first on the list. It has five knives (Cook, Bread, Carving, Utility, and Paring), so you can use it for practically anything.

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48-Inch Traditional Bat’leth


Technically a sword (of honor), the bat’leth is a traditional Klingon weapon. Sword it may be, but I think if you are very careful, you might get away with using it to carve the turkey. Or not.

Either way, it’s one weapon collectors will want.

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Master Sword Cake Slicer

Okay, this knife might not be useful for the Thanksgiving turkey, but it can still slice the pie! And, the next time you have cake (that is not a lie), you have one awesome knife – if it chooses you to be its master, that is.

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Voodoo Knife Block

If Star Wars is not your thing, then this voodoo knife block with five knives may do it for you. It’s not available right now, but monitor the link below for updates.

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Valyrian Steel Dragonglass Dagger Set

Turkey fail? No worries. The toughest meat is no match for either Valyrian steel or dragonglass. And you get a chest to keep them safe, too.

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BONUS INFO: Learn to sharpen a knife the geeky way.

Match your knives with: 10 Geeky Aprons for Thanksgiving and Beyond
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