Oh, iPhone. I honestly love you. I want you. I want you so bad.
We could make sweet music together, but that data plan of yours always comes between us. I know you love your monthly data plan more than you love me. I can’t afford it. And that’s why we can’t be together.
If we were together, I would wrap you in this custom LEGO case, a handcrafted-to-order item available from Etsy seller RecordWallets. For just $19.50 + $3 U.S. shipping, I could own this clear, hard plastic case to protect my beloved iPhone from the daily wear-and-tear of life, while simultaneously proclaiming my other great love: LEGO.
LEGO and iPhone, you were meant to be together to sooth the beating of every geek’s heart. But for now… our feelings must remain unrequited.