My Car Caught a Virus

I can just see it now:

Mechanic: “What seems to be the problem?”

Customer: “I’m not sure. My car just freaked out yesterday. The windshield wipers started wiping, the lights were flashing on and off, and when I turned on the radio, I got a BSOD.”

Mechanic: “Hmm, sounds like you caught a virus.”

Customer: “Again? Geez, that’s the third time this month. I just installed Norton Mobile Anti-Virus® last night!”

Mechanic: “Well, we’ll have to reformat your car and reinstall Windows XP Automotive®. You can pick your it up in about 39 minutes…”