Tired of your current vocabulary? Then you need to learn office slang. These words will catapult you from being the lameass suck-up to the cool cat at the copying machine. Here’s a few of my favorites:
- Cobweb – A WWW site that never changes.
- Blamestorming – A group discussion of why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
- Ribs ‘N’ Dick – A budget with no fat as in “we’e got ribs ‘n’ dick and we’re supposed to find 20K for memory upgrades” (ok, that one is stupid but I laughed)
And one I hated:
- World Wide Wait – The real meaning of WWW.
(via Uneasy Silence)
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