Rare Exports: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town...To Rip Your Face Of
What if everything we knew about Santa Claus was wrong, what if instead of bringing toys to all the good boys and girls he instead found out who was naughty and nice, then killed them. That’s the basic premise behind Rare Exports, a new movie in the spirit of the holiday horror genre.
In this telling of the Santa Claus story, Old Saint Nick has been trapped in a mountain in the Northern part of the world and apparently that seclusion has caused him to go mad with rage.
With taglines like “Forget Everything You Know About Santa” and “It’s All Lies” how could this movie not rock! Actually the overall production looks pretty sleek, a hell of a lot better than “Slay Bells” and other holiday horror flicks of the past.
Here’s the video, judge for yourself:
So what do you think? If you don’t want to be the one to tell your kids Santa isn’t real, just have them watch this movie and they’ll do their best to quickly forget he may have ever existed in the first place.