Santa Stakeout Kit for the Surveillance Geek Who Has Money to Burn

Every day, I discover something that makes me wonder at the stupidity ingenuity of the human race. Here’s one that blew my mind today: the Santa Stakeout Kit.

This is no joke, folks.

Forget about NORAD and tracking Santa on Christmas Eve. Just throw away $6,000++ of your money away, and make sure you catch the jolly old fellow in action.

Oh, and in case you’re not interested in the old guy, the Santa Stakeout Kit is multipurpose – it is supposed to work on the Tooth Fairy, the Boogeyman, aliens, and even suspicious babysitters.