"Shreddies": Your Odorless Fart Underwear
There’s a lot of eye-popping underwear designed for geeks, including Pixel Panties (the world’s first 8-bit underwear.
Then there’s the Nintendo controller bra, which no one in his right mind can resist.
There’s no stopping creativity. Even when it comes to underwear.
Today, I ran across this “revolutionary” odorless fart underwear called Shreddies. It’s not gamer-geeky or movie-geeky, but it sure is science and practical.
Got your attention?
No need to shout it out loud to the whole world, but you’ve probably have had your fair share of SBDs (silent but deadly) and/or loud and smelly farts.
Despite the popularity of fart apps, being in a real-life situation where you let one rip is not funny at all. Especially if it really stinks and you’re in a public place. If you have to fart, then you have to fart.
So some brainiac decided to create Shreddies, which will absorb the odor of your fart and make sure you don’t get embarrassed. Unless your fart is loud as a rocket launch.
How does this thing work?
Shreddies flatulence filtering garments feature a ‘Zorflex’ activated carbon back panel that absorbs all flatulence odours. Due to its highly porous nature, the odour vapours become trapped and neutralised by the cloth, which is then reactivated by simply washing the garment.
So if you have health issues that lead to flatulence (or if you eat too much refried beans, chips, and all that crap that we tend to live on during an extended gaming session/movie marathon) then Shreddies is for you.
There are some things you need to know, though.
How you stand or sit affects the effectivity of your odorless fart underwear.
There are also very specific instructions on how to wash Shreddies, but if you’re OC, that shouldn’t be an issue.
Got fart? Get Shreddies.