When Star Trek Crew Members Go Job Hunting

What if our favorite Star Trek crew members lost their jobs and had to go job hunting like (most) everyone else? What would their resumes look like? That is, assuming they would still be alive after the destruction we’ve seen in the trailers and that they would all bother putting a resume together after that.

Just for the heck of it, the guys at Adecco created imaginary resumes for Kirk, Spock, and Scotty. Oh, and they threw in a redshirt in there, because why not?Let’s have a look-see, shall we?

Kirk’s resume

“I have no idea what I’m supposed to do. I only know what I can do.”

He’ll fit right in at a startup, don’t you think?

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Scotty’s resume

“A miracle worker.”

Dare anyone question this?

Spock’s resume

“I’m the logical choice.”

Read the entire resume, and his credentials will certainly back his opening statement up. (As if we needed proof.)

Redshirt’s resume

Do we even have to…? But, for the sake of including everyone – no matter how dispensable they are – let’s do this.

As much as I love the first three guys, Fred Shirt’s resume makes me want to hire him. He seems to have long-term plans (“I’d love for my next career move to be my last.”), and that is a good trait in an employee. So, what do you say?

Ooops…I forgot to mention that there might be complications when it comes to Fred’s references.

And, I wish they had made one for Bones.

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