Teaser Trailer: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
One may have assumed after this series last movie, it was time to walk the plank, but Disney doesn’t agree. Disney thinks there is still some genuine juice left in this series and wants to squeeze if for as many drops as it can, god bless their corporate souls.
Introducing the teaser trailer for the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie, subtitled Dead Men Tell No Tales, which is a total lie as my uncle Larry stroked out on my family’s couch and still continued to talk for three hours straight post-death, but I will save that story for another article. For now, how about we get to the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie teaser, huh? What do you say, landlubbers?
Well, I will give it this. It looks VERY Pirates of the Caribbean, that I can say with all confidence. Should the series be laid to rest or is Disney right and does this waterlogged series still have some magic floating around in it, somewhere?
Guess we will have to wait until Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales comes out next year. We shall wait and let it speak for itself.